Ahoy, avast, and welcome aboard the good ship Iris, captained by the host with the most in all of the Seven Seas, Molly Bloom! Molly’s brought producer pals Sanden and Jess on board to play a game of EYE-EYE, CAPTAIN! Sanden and Jess will have to guess the answers to some fiendish questions about EYES. Can they navigate their way to the answers, or will their trivia timbers be shivered? YAAARRR!
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MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, Molly Bloom here. We love playing games at Brains On. We like tricky trivia, grueling guessing games, and challenging challenges. If you want to play along with us, sign up for the Smarty Pass. For just $5 a month, you'll get access to ad free versions of Brains On, Smash Boom Best, Forever Ago, and more. Plus, you'll get a bonus feed of all new episodes where we play games like this one.
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MOLLY BLOOM: Ahoy, me hearties. Welcome aboard the good ship, Iris, queen of the seven seas. I'm your captain, Molly Bloom, and with me are two of the saltiest sea dogs that ever swabbed a poop deck, Sandin Taunton, and Jess Miller.
SUBJECT 1: Ya ha, ha, arrr. Happy to be here.
MOLLY BLOOM: Are you ready to play the traditional seafaring trivia game, eye, eye, captain?
SUBJECT 1: Eye, eye, captain.
SUBJECT 2: Yeah, hit us with them their boat facts, Molly. I mean, captain, arrr.
MOLLY BLOOM: Boat facts? Oh, no, no, no, no. That's not how we do games aboard this vessel. Didn't you see the thick brows and luxurious eyelashes fitted on the prow of my ship? Or notice the eye test letters printed on her sails, and the fact that the portholes are all decorated like fancy monocles?
SUBJECT 1: I did wonder about the eyelashes.
MOLLY BLOOM: The game is eye, eye, captain, like the eyes on your face. To hear more, head to smartypass.org and subscribe. A monthly pass costs about the same as an ice cream cone, and gets you fun bonus content like this. Plus, ad free versions of all of our shows. Again, that's smartypass.org. Thanks for supporting the Brains On universe, smarty pals.
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MOLLY BLOOM: Ahoy, me hearties. Welcome aboard the good ship, Iris, queen of the seven seas. I'm your captain, Molly Bloom, and with me are two of the saltiest sea dogs that ever swabbed a poop deck, Sandin Taunton, and Jess Miller.
SUBJECT 1: Ya ha, ha, arrr. Happy to be here.
MOLLY BLOOM: Are you ready to play the traditional seafaring trivia game, eye, eye, captain?
SUBJECT 1: Eye, eye, captain.
SUBJECT 2: Yeah, hit us with them their boat facts, Molly. I mean, captain, arrr.
MOLLY BLOOM: Boat facts? Oh, no, no, no, no. That's not how we do games aboard this vessel. Didn't you see the thick brows and luxurious eyelashes fitted on the prow of my ship? Or notice the eye test letters printed on her sails, and the fact that the portholes are all decorated like fancy monocles?
SUBJECT 1: I did wonder about the eyelashes.
MOLLY BLOOM: The game is eye, eye, captain, like the eyes on your face. To hear more, head to smartypass.org and subscribe. A monthly pass costs about the same as an ice cream cone, and gets you fun bonus content like this. Plus, ad free versions of all of our shows. Again, that's smartypass.org. Thanks for supporting the Brains On universe, smarty pals.
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